I KINDA LOVE 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER.... A LOT >.<
FOLLOW MY TWITTA? @jaymieunicorn
COME TALK TO ME PLS


desstroya:

yo listening to my chemical romance is so dangerous??>? like u could be eatin a sandwich an then fucki ncancer can come on and ur just like “…,.,..,.why am i eating a sandwich. life is for naught. cALL MY ANUT MARIE HEL PHER GATHER ALL MY THING S AN DBURY ME IN ALL MY FAVOURITE CO LOURS”

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

breakburnandends:

whenever taylor comes on my tv and i’m not in the room my mom just yells “TAYLOR SWIFT” as if i’ll come running at her name. i mean i will but that’s not the point

luke5sex:

luke5stop:

RANDOM GIVEAWAY !!!!

Okay so ive been wanting to do a giveaway for a while and here it is :

Rules;
  • mbf me
  • reblog, no likes (they wont count
  • but you can like to bookmark!
  • reblog loads of times because more chances
Prizes;

—-> 4 essie nail polishes (names in order: peak of chic, play date, for the twill of it, & sexy divide. An iPhone 4 with a purple otter box case and a charger. 3 Stila eyeshadow palette. A daisy Flower Crown and a believe eye mask. A brown leather polk a dot black with white background. A Nirvana t-shirt. A baby blue instax mini 8 Polaroid. And the Naked 2 eyeshadow palette.

How to get more ENTRIES;
  • follow my Instagram
  • follow my twitter
  • tag me in a post (#luke5sex) and tell me why you really want to win
  • write me a one shot with luke (i would love yoou forever)
  • make me an AU meme with luke (:
  • like all my Instagram photos

So just message me if you did those^^^ (worth 5 extra entries each xx) so i can add another entry. I will be using a randomizer website to pick the winner so it’s all up to luck xx

CHANGED THE CLOSING DATE TO —-> December 1st !! because it would be like an early christmas present xx

(wont change the date again x)

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

yolucas:

LUKE’S BODY IS SO NICE REJOICE

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

image

I am risking nothing

image

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

image

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

smashton5sos:

lukes-penguinn:

you little shit

"is that a fucking pun, luke hemmings?" - my friend stephanie

smashton5sos:

lukes-penguinn:

you little shit

"is that a fucking pun, luke hemmings?" - my friend stephanie

stopitcalum:

s/o to apple for providing a 10 second timer so i could run up and down the stairs and workout while i took these selfies

AT