this and for a break
whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”
How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.
i study sociology and politics, it’s always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.
In light of recent events, I thought I’d throw together a little masterpost about how perfect Ashton’s smile is and how much he deserves to always wear it.
THERES ALWAYS LIKE 2 OR 3 KIDS IN EACH CLASS WHO ARE UNWARE HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN LOUD!!! STOP LAUGHING NOTHING IS FUNNY!! STOP TALKING!!! THANK YOU!!!
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
Is this true ladies?
this is 100% true
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist.