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proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, it’s always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

unofficialpatd:

Think fast! Which one is Patrick Stump and which one is Pete Wentz???

I never want to see this smile leave this boy’s face.

mrsallamericant:

In light of recent events, I thought I’d throw together a little masterpost about how perfect Ashton’s smile is and how much he deserves to always wear it.

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Title: Amnesia (Mic Feed)
Artist: 5 Seconds of Summer
Album: Live At MTV VMA 2014

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cause-im-tight-and-im-bright:

I think it’s the ENTIRE BAND that has this love hate relationship with pants. 

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
talk about a blow job
im going to have to inflate first
hopefully I dont burst early
the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
theres a party in my pants
i might have to pump it a little first
im gonna have pop-pop
haha yeah

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

  • talk about a blow job
  • im going to have to inflate first
  • hopefully I dont burst early
  • the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
  • theres a party in my pants
  • i might have to pump it a little first
  • im gonna have pop-pop
  • haha yeah

screamingiminlovewithyou:

THERES ALWAYS LIKE 2 OR 3 KIDS IN EACH CLASS WHO ARE UNWARE HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN LOUD!!! STOP LAUGHING NOTHING IS FUNNY!! STOP TALKING!!! THANK YOU!!!

simplyfivesos:

blazeitmichael:

RIP

this has been on my blog like seven hundred times today no shame

simplyfivesos:

blazeitmichael:

RIP

this has been on my blog like seven hundred times today no shame

"If you fall asleep next to Niall, in the middle of the night, he’ll curl up into a ball around you! Seriously, it makes you his toy!"
- Zayn Malik (via thenialltomyzayn)

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Lovely shot of the Vegas merch stand!

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Lovely shot of the Vegas merch stand!

sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

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